A complainer I am

 

Yes, when i feel dissatisfied, I complain.

I wish someone would hire me for this.

 Companies, organizations, whatever that need to upgrade their services, please hire me.
I would surely find a hole to be complained about.

 
Am i annoying for others? I guess yes. If you cannot accept any mistakes made by you to be complained, then i would be a horrible person for you.

On the other hand, my advice might be something good for your companies.

I always feel happy whenever someone sends the link for customer satisfaction. I would surely write long comments for them.

Of course, rarely I would receive follow up from their side. Hahaha.

I complain about everything but these days i have minimized complaining about food since there is barakah in it.

And yes, I am available to be hired as a ghost customer, a ghost buyer, anything - you name it.